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Chris Rock
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Male
43 years old
California
United States



Last Login: 1/5/2009
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BioEmmy and Grammy Award-winning Chris Rock has been hailed internationally as one of stand-up comedy’s heavyweights. The release of his forthcoming “best-of” collection, entitled CHEESE AND CRACKERS: THE GREATEST BITS (Geffen Records) only further cements Rock as comedy’s ultimate funnyman. The first ever compilation album from Rock’s infamous comedy repertoire hits stores in the United States on December 18th, and internationally on January 21st, 2008.

CHEESE AND CRACKERS: THE GREATEST BITS is being released on the heels of Rock’s first stand-up tour in over three years – NO APOLOGIES – that will kick off with a New Year’s Eve date at New York City’s Madison Square Garden. Featuring all new material, in January, Rock will head to the United Kingdom where he will perform for his first time ever overseas. Rock immediately sold out his original set of 2008 U.K. tour dates, and to satiate the fervent demand, an additional week-long overseas leg was added.

The NO APOLOGIES tour will resume in the U.S. in February, continuing through May. The tour will include stops in Chicago, Detroit, Toronto, Seattle, Atlanta, Washington, D.C., Atlantic City, a trio of shows at Los Angeles’ Gibson Amphitheatre in April, and an additional round of dates at MSG in New York (full tour listing below). Dates are currently being added for Australia and South Africa, where Rock will also play for the first time, after the first leg of the NO APOLOGIES U.S. tour ends in May.

Featuring 19 tracks of Rock’s most notorious moments, CHEESE AND CRACKERS: THE GREATEST BITS showcases the Brooklyn-raised comic’s insight on everything from race relations, politics, sex, and the infamous “N-word.” Most of the material comes from his legendary HBO specials, including the Grammy- and Emmy-winning BRING THE PAIN, Grammy Award-winning BIGGER & BLACKER, and 2004’s NEVER SCARED, which was also awarded a Grammy for Best Comedy Album.
Websitechrisrock.com
AlbumsBorn Suspect (1991)
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Roll with the New (1997)
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Bigger and Blacker (1999)
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Never Scared (2005)
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Cheese and Crackers: The Greatest Bits (2007)
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    Chris Rock's Interests
GeneralAll art, writing, music, movies.

Favorite quote: A man always wins a fight in gods sight - Slick Rick.

Sports: Baseball, Football, Basketball, Boxing. Teams: Mets, Jets, and Knicks.

Favorite music: Prince, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nas, Jay Z, Outcast, Mr Scarface, Metallica, Herb Albert, Miles Davis.

Favorite movies: Man On Fire, Annie Hall, Freddy Got Fingered, 28 Weeks Later, The Nutty Professor, South Park Bigger and Uncut, He Got Game, Pulp Fiction.

Favorite TV shows: The Wire, 24, The Shield, The Larry Sanders Show, The Sports Reporters.

Favorite books: Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison, The Belly Of The Beast by Jack Henry Abbott, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them by Al Franken, Side Effects by Woody Allen, The Fire Next Time by James Baldwin, Nigger by Dick Gregory.

Hero's: My Parents, Oprah, Cornell West, Jason Bourne, Spider-man.

Charities: The Brooklyn Salvation Army.

Favorite artist: Jean Michel Basquiat, Salvador Dali, Micheal Ray Charles, David Lachapelle.
Music

TelevisionChris Rock's Favorite Standup Specials:

Richard Pryor Live In Concert 1979 -
This is what every comic is striving for and we all fall very short. The perfect concert

Paul Mooney: Jesus Is Black- So Was Cleopatra. -
This show has more edge than anything you are ever going to see.

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly -
I love this show. The whole joke about the baby hanging out at 2 in the morning is as funny as it gets.

Eddie Murphy: Delirious -
Nobody ever had a better skill set than Eddie. The best dirty jokes you wanna hear. Ed Norton fucking Ralph Kramden up the ass and the best clean bits. The ice cream man could have been done by Cosby.

Bill Cosby: Himself -
The genius of this show is that not one joke is topical. Everything is timeless.

George Carlin: Jammin' in New York -
Look up don't give fuck in the dictionary and a picture of George Carlin will pop up. I love the global warming bit.

George Lopez: America's Mexican -
George is the Mexican Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby at the same time. His family stuff is classic, but his political stuff is insane and the immigration stuff is as good as it gets.

Steve Harvey: One Man -
This is probably the most underrated HBO special of all time.

Billy Crystal: 700 Sundays -
Brilliant, touching and fucking funny. The best thing Billy has ever done. First time in my life I cried at a comedy show.

Andrew Dice Clay: The Day The Laughter Died -
This is a comedy album only a comedian could love. Dice on stage fucking around Genius.

Ron White: They Call Me Tater Salad -
Love this special. The best of the Blue Collar comics and right now one of the best in the country. It's like Andy Griffith with pussy.

Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now -
Most comics just talk about what they see. This is the first time I heard somebody talk about what they felt.

Sam Kinison: Louder Than Hell -
Most comics are derivatives of Pryor, Cosby, or Seinfeld. Sam reminded you of Billy Graham. The last original comic who's jokes and delivery had never been done before.

     Chris Rock's Details
Status:Married
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius


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JEROME





Jan 2 2009 3:32 PM

HAPPY NEW YEAR MR.ROCK
THA On3 M@n HU$tlin UNit





Jan 2 2009 3:35 PM

hey man chris happy new year and remember the best way to fight a hangover is to drink more beer(JK):)and also you are one of my favorite comics and also thanks for the add.
DGOOD





Dec 31 2008 3:04 PM

Rock what you have coming out movie wise if able to mentioned?
kjizzle on deck





Dec 31 2008 3:07 PM

just saying your real funny
A Green Butterfly





Dec 31 2008 8:17 PM

Have a Healthy and Blessed New Year!!
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Dec 31 2008 8:52 PM

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Crystal





Dec 31 2008 9:41 PM

have fun!
Maggie In Wonderland





Dec 31 2008 10:54 PM

Wishing you asafe and happy 2009.
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Jan 1 2009 1:52 AM

Happy New Year!
My WORD, u ARE a big boy





Jan 1 2009 5:59 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
<3
Ann





Jan 1 2009 6:19 AM

HAVE A BLESSED NEW YEAR
~Kayla~





Jan 1 2009 7:34 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
White^spider





Jan 1 2009 12:25 PM

Happy new Year Chris
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Jan 1 2009 3:45 PM

Happy New Year!
Blanche - TV Hostess





Jan 1 2009 8:43 PM

Happy New year!!
julie





Dec 30 2008 11:35 AM

2008 has been your year. I only discovered you early this year - i wish that it had been sooner!

Thank you so much for signing autographs and doing photos while you were in London - you made my year.

Have a great 2009!

Love Julie from London x
Jessica





Dec 30 2008 10:05 PM

Happy Holidays
Katja





Dec 30 2008 10:24 PM

Thanks for adding me! Happy new year!!
Emine





Dec 31 2008 12:08 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
SUGA ALL THE TIME!!!!!





Dec 31 2008 5:42 AM

WISHIN U A SAFE AND FUN NEW YEAR!!
*amazing*





Dec 31 2008 2:17 PM

Happy New Year
=)